I've invented a phrase that horrifies my beloved friends.
"Non alcoholic please"
I'm not sure exactly why, but every time these word fall out of my mouth I get looks of disgust, like I have kicked their new puppy. Lately, I've cut out most (but not all) alcohol from my life, and little did I know the magnitude this would upset my friends!
I've been known to enjoy the odd boozy night, but for some reason, nursing a hangover at McDonalds just doesn't appeal to me anymore. I'm happier if some other poor fool has my share of wine and takes one for the team. Maybe I was just more fun if I'd had a few drinks in me, or maybe, just maybe, I really am a better dancer, singer and the sexiest person in the room after I have polished off a few wines.
If that's the case..... salute!
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